Crap - it's that time of year again...

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 03/02/2019 at 14:18 • Filed to: None

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Mardi Gras down in Soulard. I almost don’t want to go anywhere (I need to go to the hardware store and grocery store) because the partiers will be taking up all of the parking spots in my neighborhood. And I’ll have to clean up the trash they leave in my yard. In addition, being on a corner lot I can expect people to be pissing on the side of my house as well; I just wish I had a faucet so I could hose them down and clean up the mess.

Spridget > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 03/02/2019 at 14:31

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Put a live electric fence on the side of your house.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Spridget 03/02/2019 at 14:37

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I found some bottle rockets whilst cleaning. Perhaps I’ll just use those...

PS9 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 03/02/2019 at 14:45

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Use real rockets. They’ll have to take you serious after the first body explodes.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > PS9 03/02/2019 at 14:51

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They’ll be so alcohol-soaked I’d be afraid of the fireball their explosion will cause...

Brickman > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 03/02/2019 at 15:01

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Same, except im more prone to drunk drivers and heavy traffic. Also I live miles away from the heart of it all... the surrounding cities and towns around New Orleans :|

Come one Wednesday :)

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 03/02/2019 at 15:02

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As one of those people last year, I apologize. Granted, I took the metro from fairview heights, I didn't litter, and I certainly didn't piss on a building (it was so cold, not that I would do that anyway). I had fun but it was certainly a shit show. I feel bad for the people like you who have to live there on that day.

Spanfeller is a twat > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 03/02/2019 at 15:30

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Whenever city authorities allow alcohol consumption in the street, it's a good reason to panic and hide.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 03/02/2019 at 15:48

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I hear you. This will be the first year in 11 that my wife doesn’t drag me down to that mayhem. She’s in New York for the week!

:D

TheRealBicycleBuck > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 03/02/2019 at 15:52

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That day? Bah! It’s mardi gras (or carnival) season . That crap has been going on for weeks. The real mayhem starts the week before mardi gras, begins the crescendo the Friday before, culminating on the final blowout on fat tuesday.

I had trouble getting to Houston last Sunday because revelers were flocking to a parade at one of the smaller towns and causing a huge traffic jam on I-10.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > TheRealBicycleBuck 03/02/2019 at 16:30

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I believe it. My friend just flew to new Orleans today. He's meeting a group of people driving down from IL/IN/MO. I'm sure everywhere is crazy right now 

Censored > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 03/02/2019 at 16:34

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Went one time in college and never will go again. Sorry you have to deal with it. 

PS9 > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 03/02/2019 at 17:34

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burning survivors will further encourage the crowd away from Your doorstep. You may even cause enough collateral damage to end the festival forever. Problem = solved.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 03/03/2019 at 05:37

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Mardi Gras in Sydney last night too